by Torch Manderchard October 6, 2019

by jresona January 3, 2024

by Leo Diamond March 26, 2017

G-Knee is a short kneed friend named Jeanie. She's so physically short she doesn't even deserve her full name. She's the type of person to stay the same height from the age of 12. Someone who has so much anger saved up in such a short body. Someone who probably has a body count closer to zero than her shoe size. Which is probably under a size 4... childrens.
Hey are you going to that Shaw-Tea G-knees house later?
Yes, of course G-Knee that short piece of shit is a great host.
Yes, of course G-Knee that short piece of shit is a great host.
by Frolph November 24, 2021

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.
Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?
by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

The build-up of sweat and dead skin congealed into a buttery substance. Generally found within deep fat crevices i.e. - knee or elbow area.
It's so hot out, I could slather a whole loaf of bread with my knee-butter.
I need to jump in the shower right quick before the knee-butter begins to solidify.
I need to jump in the shower right quick before the knee-butter begins to solidify.
by Nitzy Apple Butter March 8, 2021

by You know already 145 February 6, 2020
