Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson

A Man-Glock who was nothing else to do but be an actor and shoot people

I Think we should Get That Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson Shirt

by Dogerman November 21, 2020

Johnson Middle school

Worst place in the USA (it would be the worst place in the world but North Korea exists). A school filled with wannabes, boomers, idiots, and crazy tyrant popular girls. Doesn't teach us a thing, except to shut up and listen to there boring lectures about how dumb we are. Mean teachers, brainless zombie kids, popular girl vampires, that one kid working for the FBI, locker 1324 is a secret portal to an alien warship, and worst of all *shudder* vScO giRLs!

Johnson middle school ruined my childhood.

by Marshmallow gal April 29, 2020

Zachary Owen Johnson

A man stuck in time that has seen Judgment Day and lives the rest of his life as a proselytizing monk, showing kids the way of Preterism, and his cock

Yo I just watched Zachary Owen Johnson ABSOLUTELY ANALLY RECTALLY DESTROY James in that debate

by Sexman Monarch June 12, 2019

Tyonna Rena Johnson

Tyonna Rena Johnson is one of the realist bitches out there she knows how to fight and she thicccc asf you would be sorry if u mess with her

Tyonna Rena Johnson

by Unicorn12409674091368yaaaaaaaa November 3, 2019

Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

Ben Paul Johnson

An absolute psycho

Have you met this guy? He’s a Ben Paul Johnson for sure

by fookyachuckenstoops November 2, 2018

Fiorella Johnson Gozalo

The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room every time she walks in. She is the most beautiful girl in her whole school. The most sweetest, and kindest girl in the whole universe. She has clear skin, good grades, amazing personality, and wonderful all around. The perfect person ever. Whoever crosses her or has been a fake friend to her will regret it when they grow up.

"Hey do you see that girl over there?"
"OMG YES! Her name is Fiorella Johnson Gozalo, she is so pretty."

by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020