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Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson

A Man-Glock who was nothing else to do but be an actor and shoot people
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by Dogerman November 21, 2020
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Fiorella Johnson Gozalo

The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room every time she walks in. She is the most beautiful girl in her whole school. The most sweetest, and kindest girl in the whole universe. She has clear skin, good grades, amazing personality, and wonderful all around. The perfect person ever. Whoever crosses her or has been a fake friend to her will regret it when they grow up.
"Hey do you see that girl over there?"
"OMG YES! Her name is Fiorella Johnson Gozalo, she is so pretty."
by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020
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taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013
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Zachary Owen Johnson

A man stuck in time that has seen Judgment Day and lives the rest of his life as a proselytizing monk, showing kids the way of Preterism, and his cock
Yo I just watched Zachary Owen Johnson ABSOLUTELY ANALLY RECTALLY DESTROY James in that debate
by Sexman Monarch June 12, 2019
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Tyonna Rena Johnson

Tyonna Rena Johnson is one of the realist bitches out there she knows how to fight and she thicccc asf you would be sorry if u mess with her
by Unicorn12409674091368yaaaaaaaa November 3, 2019
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Boris Johnson Defence

when someone slams the tory government, they bring up Labour's faults despite not being in power since 2010
I can't think of an argument so I'll use the Boris Johnson defence
by WelshNutter July 29, 2022
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Rock The Dwane Johnson

The way that Quackity says dwane the rock johnson
bro look it's rock the dwane johnson
by the popo March 2, 2021
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