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Mouth Jizz

1.When you lick something alot inside of your mouth, say a lollipop, then for some reason, you appear to have a tingly sensation.
2.When you see really good food,Entrees or Apetizers NEVER DESSERT!, and your mouth starts to water.
DUDE!, i walked by in n out the other day and had a total mouth jizz!

Dude, i know. i was looking at pizza the other day. boo yah!
by Fatfisher-1 April 8, 2009
mugGet the Mouth Jizzmug.

jizz party

A party where male ejaculate is the primary theme. Such a party usually involves a competition. One such competeition involves half-naked women standing inside kiddy pools. The rules usually applied to such a game is that each male at the party masturbates beside one of the women. He then ejaculates onto the woman. The semen then glides down her naked body and collects in the kiddy pool. The woman with the most semen in her kiddy pool at the end wins a prize.
Yo, you hear that Mark and Cisco are having an epic jizz party tomorrow night. I hope Tania is invited. I'll make her win by 5 gallons.
by oneangryzeus April 21, 2010
mugGet the jizz partymug.

train jizz

When a train shoots sparks on the tracks.
Ejaculation of a train.
Person 1: OMG, did you see the sparks from that train?
Person 2: Yeah, that was some serious train jizz
by that girl you know April 10, 2009
mugGet the train jizzmug.

Jizz monger

originated in 5 century taipan
someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"
joey :"that guy wouldnt fuck my sister cos shes retarded"
Dave : "jizz monger"
by squarepusher December 17, 2003
mugGet the Jizz mongermug.

jizz diaper

The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.
John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.
by missoldskool March 21, 2017
mugGet the jizz diapermug.

jizz worm

A build up of sperm clumps on the pubic hair which looks like a worm.
Aww gross..its gonna be hard cleaning this jizz worm.
by claeshit November 24, 2009
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jizz jowls

When a female has performed so much fellatio that power and impact from the ejaculation has caused her to form jowls
No way i bet she sucks allot of dick check out the jizz jowls on her
by frogpubes October 4, 2013
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