Jesse moment

The act of ignoring your friends for an extended period of time

Person 1: Hey man you seen Joe lately?

Person 2: yeah like a month ago

Person 1: wow Jesse moment

by The choochinator August 15, 2021

Jess

Jess:Jasmine, God is merciful and gracious, God exists, a gift from God, God sees all

I want jess in my life.

by Loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 22, 2021

Jesse

The name of a famous cartoonist

Jesse is cool

by jfkdsla;fjdksla; August 31, 2022

Jess

She will find any and every boy she can and lure them to her room. She is the equivalent to a a fuck boy but a fuck girl. She doesnt get out much but to spark up a conversation with a guy 4 years older than her then bring them back to her room. She will kick her roommate out constantly so she can fuck. She thinks shes still rebounding but shes really just making an excuse for all the guys she fucks. A lovely gal

Did you hear jess is on number eleven?

by Ambersalterego January 20, 2020

Jesse

Jesse's are Jesse's! The most incredible, trustworthy and honest man you'll ever meet. He is extremely HARD-HEADED and will likely make you mad at times, but he will always make you smile right after.He is into cars and knows how to "drive" his woman wild! He is extremely talented and a rare catch! When you snag a Jesse don't let him go!

Any girl would want to be "Jesse's girl!"

If his name is Jesse, he is a keeper!

by Pmsrf August 4, 2019

Jesse

#1 handler

Jesse is the guy you want to handle you. 😮 💨

by Bananacreampi2 April 23, 2023

Beat a Jesse day

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.

Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?

by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022