jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.

"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"

by indeluble77 November 24, 2016

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total loser

“man that jesse is a total loser.”

by balls. December 11, 2021

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When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

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She will find any and every boy she can and lure them to her room. She is the equivalent to a a fuck boy but a fuck girl. She doesnt get out much but to spark up a conversation with a guy 4 years older than her then bring them back to her room. She will kick her roommate out constantly so she can fuck. She thinks shes still rebounding but shes really just making an excuse for all the guys she fucks. A lovely gal

Did you hear jess is on number eleven?

by Ambersalterego January 20, 2020

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The name of a famous cartoonist

Jesse is cool

by jfkdsla;fjdksla; August 31, 2022

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This guy hates the cops and loves the hoes, he’s the type of guy to have sex and throw the condom at the cops after using it , known for his deep throat super powers he can get sucked and fucked out of any situation

I wanna be a jesse when I grow up dad

by Scoopitypoop November 23, 2021

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