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Person1: Are you okay ?
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by NotNicolex April 15, 2019
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is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
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