Jacob Carr

A really good farmer that likes to play farming simulator. They also like to rip fish apart at bonfires. Their swing got broke by two big nibbas.

Dude, stop trying to til the dirt, you're being a Jacob Carr right now.

by Bantsy September 24, 2019

Jacob Cooper

Loves world of tanks and dispises fortnite acts like a dad and loois like one as well

If someone is talking about tanks it's Jacob cooper

by 21 Shawver May 15, 2018

Jacob Rothschild

Former trillionaire, now deceased. Killed by his grandson in psychic warfare aka the Cold War and the ghost of a WW3 that never came to be.

Jacob Rothschild was a mistake that was killed by his grandson, Bill.

by Draodan May 30, 2023

Jacob Ferrell

Someone with a weak head game

"How was it?"
"Bad, it was like he was blind and had no hands just feeling for stuff he didn't know was there, he was a total Jacob Ferrell"

by NotTheDeadbeat January 16, 2022

jacob penisbutt

When a guy named Jacob has a big butt and a dildo stuck to it

Last night I got a Jacob penisbutt

by Jacobpenisbutt October 09, 2017

jacob vinkle

A Pittsburgh penguins fan that for some reason really likes crosby possibly has sexual fantasies about him is kinda gay and likes xbox

Ohhhhhhh shit Jacob vinkle the pens lost to the sharks

by dad were are u January 22, 2021

Jacob mad

When your so furious with jealousy that your titties explode.

"My crush fucked my brother, now I'm Jacob mad"

by Church_of_memes March 10, 2016