Emo Jizz

Responding to a text using only emojis or emoticons

"Did you rly just emo jizz me...
NIGGA YOU FUCKING REPLIED WITH "*laughing emoji*"
Like seriously?

DONT FUCKING EMO JIZZ ME AGAIN."

by NoonMoon February 16, 2015

jizz party

A party where male ejaculate is the primary theme. Such a party usually involves a competition. One such competeition involves half-naked women standing inside kiddy pools. The rules usually applied to such a game is that each male at the party masturbates beside one of the women. He then ejaculates onto the woman. The semen then glides down her naked body and collects in the kiddy pool. The woman with the most semen in her kiddy pool at the end wins a prize.

Yo, you hear that Mark and Cisco are having an epic jizz party tomorrow night. I hope Tania is invited. I'll make her win by 5 gallons.

by oneangryzeus April 21, 2010

train jizz

When a train shoots sparks on the tracks.
Ejaculation of a train.

Person 1: OMG, did you see the sparks from that train?
Person 2: Yeah, that was some serious train jizz

by that girl you know April 10, 2009

Jizz monger

originated in 5 century taipan
someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"

joey :"that guy wouldnt fuck my sister cos shes retarded"
Dave : "jizz monger"

by squarepusher December 17, 2003

Tit jizz

Breast milk; lactating male or female

Dang that baby loves tit jizz.
#davelovestitjizz.

by Canada Rulz December 24, 2013

Jizz Stomping

When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.

Yo, Nitti you tryin' to go jizz stomping with me later?

by drizzydrerogers1 March 1, 2011

Facebook Jizz

When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.

Sharon is facebook jizzing all over my wall today.

by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014