jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White November 5, 2008

jick-jack

messing around, dawdling, dilly-dallying.

Quit jick-jacking around! We've got to get in the car and go!

by Silas Almgren January 2, 2008

Jackie Syndrome

a rash that causes you to compulsively Kung fu fight. ie. Jackie Chan

should have let that Chinese kid bite you, now you have got that jackie syndrome.

by sandwitch October 9, 2008

jackage

Material - pictures or videos used for jacking off.

Man, Mister Fister has some high-quality jackage for the discriminating gentleman.

by Mister_Fister May 27, 2006

Jack Squat

Another way to say Jack Shit.

there are users on this website who do not know jack squat about writing a good definition.

by Light Joker May 21, 2004

jack skellington

The most perfectly scarey/heartfelt charecter from a film ever The Nightmare before Christmas. "Jack Skellington" is the pumpkin king of halloweentown who is fatigued of the Halloween way of life. He wants more from life apart from scaring young ones and all. When he finds Christmas town he wants it so he takes it for himself. When its ruined he trys to fix it. He is a good soul who trys to make everything good but cant.

Jack Skellington is tall and thin with a bat bowtie

by Alfie Salisbury January 1, 2005

Swagga jacka

to steal or "jack" one's "swagga" or own unique style or personality that makes them hotter than your boring ass. Often occurs when one is jealous of a much sexier, popular, loved, fun & entertaining individual.

You design an original thing thats all your own & expresses part of who you are. Someone jacks that, claims it is theirs, & looks like a dumbass swagga jacka cause everyone knows it was yours first.

aka: You can jock my shit, but u can't rock my shit.

by HOTTER_than_YOU February 8, 2009