by tamantha forsythia December 26, 2003
"whys mary in the hospital did u fuck her too hard?"
"no, thats just the infection she got from that mad italian pee pee dish i gave her last night."
"no, thats just the infection she got from that mad italian pee pee dish i gave her last night."
by jacksonbitch teedo March 21, 2010
the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome
(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
by sammythejuice October 24, 2011
by Grease mo February 26, 2005
Italian-American conspiracy theorists are doggedly preoccupied with fringe theories pertaining to the innocence of Chicago-area mafia killers who were nonetheless indicted, shown to be guilty of their crimes (well-beyond a reasonable doubt), and incarcerated. They often complain that said mafia killers got a "raw deal" because of "bad news" disseminated by "dry beefers."
Their theories are viewed with skepticism by normal people because they are rarely supported by any conclusive evidence and contrast with institutional analysis, which focuses on people's collective behavior in publicly known institutions, as recorded in scholarly material and mainstream media reports, to explain historical or current events, rather than speculate on the motives and actions of secretive coalitions of individuals, such as Mike Maseth, T. Markus Funk, Mitchell Mars Mitch Mars, Patrick Fitzgerald, and Charlie Hernandez.
Clear-headed individuals argue that Italian-American conspiracy theory, itself, goes well-beyond the boundaries of rational criticism when it becomes nonfalsifiable--such a theory is a closed system of ideas which explains away contradictory evidence by claiming that the conspirators themselves planted it.
Italian-American conspiracy theorists typically grew up in areas like Melrose Park, Elmwood Park, Galewood, Bridgeport, Cicero, and Berwyn. They regularly troll the Chicago Suntimes' mob threads.
Their theories are viewed with skepticism by normal people because they are rarely supported by any conclusive evidence and contrast with institutional analysis, which focuses on people's collective behavior in publicly known institutions, as recorded in scholarly material and mainstream media reports, to explain historical or current events, rather than speculate on the motives and actions of secretive coalitions of individuals, such as Mike Maseth, T. Markus Funk, Mitchell Mars Mitch Mars, Patrick Fitzgerald, and Charlie Hernandez.
Clear-headed individuals argue that Italian-American conspiracy theory, itself, goes well-beyond the boundaries of rational criticism when it becomes nonfalsifiable--such a theory is a closed system of ideas which explains away contradictory evidence by claiming that the conspirators themselves planted it.
Italian-American conspiracy theorists typically grew up in areas like Melrose Park, Elmwood Park, Galewood, Bridgeport, Cicero, and Berwyn. They regularly troll the Chicago Suntimes' mob threads.
The Suntimes mob blog is hilarious when all the Italian-American conspiracy theorists come crawling out of the wood work, crying foul.
by Davey Gagunga April 8, 2011
There is an Italian mafia agent liver here in Outer Mongolia, he wears his leather coat and keeps his automatitic weapon in his mafia style breif case, His name is hugo(a typical mafia name). He shuffles around at the dead of night and scares the living day lights out of small defenceless children. He is soon to be promoted to a Mafia God and he will rule the Outer Mongolian regions. He also drives a vauxall chavalier which is most un-mafia like. Probably to keep a low profile though. His hair is gelled in the most mafia-ish style, short and gelled back! He will never leave the proximity of his house without his leather coat and breifcase. Every thing from head to foot is mafia-ish even his leg! If anyone see's him shuffling arount outer mongolia then they should keep far away because he is convicted kitten killer. DANGER
Italian Mafia agent (hugo) This is a post from one of his friends;
hugo is an Italian Mafia agent he keeps his weapon in his breif case ad he drives a renault how uncool! richard is a chav...obviously jont: i cud say so much grrrrr random chomper, fish, cheese and a bit of banana smoothie combined with biscuit peelings ad some text book pages to compliment- how unique ad a bit more fish, its the late show jow about driving about in your very own mini one its a fantastic mini one you text spire plus your bid in pence texts cost alot of money its your chance to win whos this party girl dolls i know you do thats why wenever come around its easy to see a in the back of your mind i no i have 300 letters to go phew this is boring ad i bet noon e has bothered to read this far so im going to ramble on about nothing much except richard is a chav ad he stole his new alfa, 2000 smacceroones yea right!! dont beleive that at all wheres the violin case hugo! the machine gun is in the boot.. anywy im nerly done ad i understand that fish = some peple mwah
hugo is an Italian Mafia agent he keeps his weapon in his breif case ad he drives a renault how uncool! richard is a chav...obviously jont: i cud say so much grrrrr random chomper, fish, cheese and a bit of banana smoothie combined with biscuit peelings ad some text book pages to compliment- how unique ad a bit more fish, its the late show jow about driving about in your very own mini one its a fantastic mini one you text spire plus your bid in pence texts cost alot of money its your chance to win whos this party girl dolls i know you do thats why wenever come around its easy to see a in the back of your mind i no i have 300 letters to go phew this is boring ad i bet noon e has bothered to read this far so im going to ramble on about nothing much except richard is a chav ad he stole his new alfa, 2000 smacceroones yea right!! dont beleive that at all wheres the violin case hugo! the machine gun is in the boot.. anywy im nerly done ad i understand that fish = some peple mwah
by Nick Raceee January 19, 2007
Another way to say you do you queen without calling your dumb friends queens. The phrase is taken from a tumblr post about an English team versus an Italian team and their reactions after the Italians win. I wonder how long it'll take for your dumb friends to find this on urban dictionary.
by latey late dawn May 25, 2022