The Bards Law

A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states

1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!

DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a

Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*

by DShipReck November 8, 2021

Mariano Law

When you are doing something but talking about something else at the same time; so you’re not fully engaged in what you’re doing, however, somehow you are doing above average at that thing you’re doing.

PERSON 1: “…and that’s my life story.”

PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”

PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”

by Mariano. October 4, 2021

stepbrother-in-law

1- Stepsibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepbrother.

My stepbrother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

The Law family

A family of intellectuals, with Georgia Law being the smartest.

They are thinking like The Law Family

by BigBoyJim25 October 1, 2021

Ryan's Law

A law stating that if there is at least one sock for every two men having sexual intercourse at an orgy, it is not gay.

"I didn't know you were gay." "Nah, he had a sock on, so according to Ryan's Law, I am not"

by RagingTotodile August 29, 2021

Carmack's Law

The size of things you can run Doom on halves roughly every two years (a corollary of Moore's Law.)

Named after Doom's creator John Carmack

Doom running on an IKEA lamp? That's Carmack's Law.

by beanercamina July 4, 2021

Apollo's Law

Any Internet discussion on a topic relating to Outer Space or Space Exploration which goes on for long enough will eventually lead to someone saying that Space exploration or Space itself is a lie/hoax.

This usually refers to Flat Earthers who don't believe that Outer space exists yet this isn't exclusive to them as some people do believe that space exists but that missions have only reached Earth orbit and not to the Moon or the other planets.

"Oh great, Another Flat Earther in the replies of a NASA tweet, Apollo's Law strikes again!"

by Cosmic Arc October 30, 2022