I`ve run out of vaseline, baby oil, cooking oil and all other substances capable of reducing the coefficient of friction between my cock and your arse. This will probably hurt as I must inevitably dry bum you with all the bestial vigour of a prize rottweiler.
I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.
I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.
by snez February 28, 2013
Get the dry bum mug.An individual who frequently or unexpectedly neglects his regular companions in the pursuit of sexual gratification.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.
Man X: Do you wish to accompany me and others to our regular meeting place?
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.
by Bastard Loaf September 7, 2008
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Get the Bum Explosion mug.1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.
by matt August 27, 2003
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Get the bum piss mug.low quality weed. usually larfy buds from the bottom branches of the marijuana plant, pre-mature buds of any kind, or shake/trimmings from higher quality buds. May sometimes be obtained for free or at very low cost.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum
also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum
also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.
"This scrum-bum isn't getting me high and it smells like shit and makes my throat burn."
"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"
"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."
"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"
"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."
by the sultan of scrum - November 2, 2007
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