Front Poop

When you're wearing extremely tight pants and you're erection looks like you took a shit and it went to the front of your pants.

me:Dude, my pants are so tight..

friend: yeah, just look at your Front Poop.

by FB.com/Trenton.the.Terrible July 24, 2011

invisible poop

When you poop and there's nothing to wipe up. The toilet papper comes out clean.

Hey, I just had an invisible poop.

Cool. Save the rainforest.

by WadeDillon November 17, 2007

Poop Tax

The tax implied that someone has to pay or else the tax man will shit on their bed.

"Mom didn't pay my allowance, so it's being changed into the poop tax!"

by Voxx Lanton August 18, 2008

oh-poop

A phrase said when somebody is hurt or angry and is trying not to cuss in public

"Mother Fu-... I mean Oh-Poop!" The kids looked at tom as he stubbed his toe.

by TEH WORD MON July 20, 2017

road poop

The frozen, brown lumps of snow, salt and sand that fall off your vehicle in the winter.

I just spent a half hour shoveling the road poop off the garage floor.

by frozencanuck December 21, 2008

poop dam

A hard fecal block that takes incredible effort to evacuate, usually followed by a torrent of aqua turd. The effort required to move the poop dam translates into raw force motivating the easy to move aqua turd, thus causing utter chaos.

I worked my ass off and finally broke the poop dam, but the aquaturd splashed up all over my ass and totally wrecked my turdcutter.

by Jim Deal September 8, 2005

Poop Standoff

When you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy shits. It becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a Poop Standoff.

"Where have you been? You missed the birth of our son."

"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."

by kevinisrad December 17, 2013