Jew Pants

Things that jewish people wear on their legs. The most common jew pants include polyester material meant to look like denim, but they aren't actually blue jeans. Jew pants also include an elastic waistband in place of the belt. The main reason jews wear these items is because they are cheap and affordable, rather than buying actual denim and a belt separately.

Dude: Woah man check out those funky pants? Are those jeans???
Lil Nigg: Hell naw man, them beez fuckin jew pants!

by Garren S. March 5, 2010

parachute pants

A really baggy pair of pants. when you try to run you go slower than usual.

i tried to run the mile but my parachute pants slowed me down and it took an hour.

by J Dawg April 28, 2003

Chocolate Pants

Pooping in your underwear. Soiling yourself. Having Poop in your pants. Usually occurring in children and those who are not potty trained.

Kevin: What the hell is that smell?
Nancy: Smells like someone crapped themselves
Uriah: Yeah no shit. Probably Tom!
Tom: Hell no! its that retard Eric!
Eric: Uh...anyone got a clean set of drawers?

Kevin, Nancy, Uriah and Tom to Eric: Chocolate pants, chocolate pants, can't get a ticket to the retard dance.

by WhiteNip March 18, 2010

de-pant

the hasty removal of underwear prior to a naked run

I expect Russ will be the first to de-pant, he's usually not too shy

by Trevor Morris Daniels September 25, 2010

SpongeBobSquirtinyo Pants

An abnormal fetish based around Nickelodeons Spongebob square pants. Often times the desire for spongebob is undeniable and the person must go to the bathroom in order to let the...urge leave there body. Often have wet dreams involving large underwater Pineapples. The person will also be aroused by words such as Krusty Krab, sponge, bikini bottom, and Krabby Patty.

Spongebob square pants comes on TV
Senor Todo: "What are you doing leslie?"
Leslie runs to the other room
Senor Todo: "God lesie your such a SpongeBobSquirtinyo Pants"

by Bartholopube June 24, 2009

butthole pants

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Pants that are abnormally tight, and can usually be found on someone like Dan Dan, or Joe Jonas.

P: Why would you wear butthole pants that tight?
D: Because I take it up the ass and my chest is weird.

by sssevered January 4, 2010

pant hard

pant poke and push roof of cloth. it make tent like structure with cloth. want to make big explosion. cant control pant. need sweet relief now

hi dere pant hard. plese send pic of bob and vegana with cloth removed. only a pic of bob can fix pant. pleas there is not much time. in hospital and need pic of bob to be cured of ilness. bob is last hope

*a few moments later*

hi this is jaragiosios mom. he in hospital and is not doing good. wanted me to ask u for bob pic? he is no longer able to move limbs. pls send finest of bob pic to him

*3 minutes later*

this is jaragiosios. never talk to me again. made it out hospitol with out u help. delet my facebok bitch

by guacamole nigga penis February 18, 2019