beer can nipples

when the areola/nipple is about the size of a beer can or bigger.

-take a beer can
-put on youparters areola/nipplearea
-if its same size or bigger then you got your self some beer can nipples
enjoy.....or not

Stephanie has got some beer can nipples

by Natures_Reject September 3, 2005

Can of Whoop Ass

One of the most over used and lamest of all sayings. Bears little meaning anymore. In the same outdated category as terms "dont go there" and "talk to the hand"

Jimmy:"You better watch it or I'll open up a can of Whoop ass".

Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."

by d November 29, 2003

can you even

A response one would make to an annoying remark.

*guy says a dumb thing*
"Can you even?!?"

by McBae September 7, 2016

I Can Only Use Canned Chat

When someone is Muted on Adventure Quest Worlds, they will say the phrase "I Can Only Use Canned Chat" , literally translating to " I was saying some things I probably shouldn't have said "

Aine: "I Can Only Use Canned Chat"

Girl 69: OOOOOhhh Snap somebody was being a bad gril

by Aspar February 18, 2018

open up a can

Popular shortened version of "open up a can of whoop-ass," a statement generally used as a threat, but can refer to a beating/act of domination that occurred in the past.

1. "If ya'll don't stop your bitchin' I'm gonna open up a can!"

2. "I'm finna open up a can on your stanky ass"

3. "The kids were so out of control I had to open up a can right in the middle of the 7-11!"

by naborsG January 14, 2006

can of crushed assholes

to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.

by CCK March 8, 2005

sexy can i

what someone says if someone they find hot walks by

hoy guy walks by
GIRL SAYS TO FRIEND-- sexy can i!!!!

by OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 26, 2008