I think I'm

These 3 words put fear in any man or boy who isn't expecting it. They are usually followed up by the word pregnant.

girl: I really enjoyed sex with you a few weeks ago. guy : Me too it was great. girl : I think I'm --------. guy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

by jimmybomm July 7, 2020

I'm a free bitch

Lady GaGa's new catchphrase. Can be found in some of her songs on the "Fame Monster" album.

Lady GaGa - Dance In The Dark "...poison...inject me baby I'm a free....bitch. I'm a free bitch."

by bluetoothrulezz1313 April 5, 2010

i'm not saying, i'm just saying

Insulting someone, while still being polite.

Guy: Tiffany's ugly as shit.
Guy 2: wait, what?
Guy: I'm not saying, I'm just saying
Guy 2: eh, guess you're right. She is pretty fucking ugly

by Aimy M. April 13, 2014

I'm Friggin' Snake!

The act of playing a "Metal Gear Solid" video game on easy mode, running through each and every room blasting enemies with bullets. Requires 0% stealth action.

Bob: "Have you beaten MGS3 yet?"
Eric: "Yup. Sure did."
Bob: "How? You bought it 2 days ago!"
Eric: "Dude, I used the I'm Friggin' Snake! tactic."
Bob: "Bro, you are SUCH a loser."

by TheBagel December 24, 2010

I'm the alpha of the omega

I'm The leader of the leaders, I'm boss of the boss, I'm the strongest of the strong, I'm the best of the best. I'm better then the God's, Bow to Zod

After winning a poker game, or a race, or a video game competition. I'm the alpha of the omega. bow to Zod.

by plumecb August 19, 2017

If it's snowing, then I'm going

When somebody goes somewhere because they heard white girls will be there.

(Mostly used by horny e-boys)

Are you going to the party?

If it's snowing, then I'm going.

by Griffin :) November 26, 2022

I'm Just JJJOOOOKKKING

A phrase used when you know you said something offensive, but you can't go back on your word.

Girl 1(Lana): Man your hair looks really bad today
Girl2(Rylee): Wow, thanks Lana (sarcastic tone)
Girl 1(Lana): I'm just JJJOOOOKKKING

by thatgirloverthere;))) July 21, 2018