horse humping bitch

female who engages horses for sex. A male who would ass fuck a horse than jerk him off.

Yo Sally, Are you fucked out you horse humping bitch?

by r milazzo October 10, 2007

Horse Meat

Meat made from horses. Despite what some people, idiots and vegetarians, may say, there is nothing wrong with eating it.

I prefer horse meat over beef, but there is nothing wrong about eating either.

by ~JRB~ April 14, 2008

trojan horse

A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse.
note: This is refrence to the siege of Troy whereby soldiers (semen) snuck into the city disguised as a gracious gift of sorts.

Betty is pregnant, that is because that bastard Jim gave her the old trojan horse.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse

Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004

horse play

pretending you are horses during sex and being referred to as a rowdy thoroughbred!

man, thorouhbred is what she said when we were horse playing around in the back of my truck bed

by L on a stick February 12, 2006

horse face

A woman who looks like Chelsea Clinton.

Look at that horse face over there. Looks like Hillary's spawn.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

like a horse with two legs

Another way to say "lame".

Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."

by Nick D November 11, 2003