When a man is having sex with a woman cowgirl style and he tells her that he's about to cum so she dismounts him, and while she is getting off, his lonely penis stands upward by itself and begins to ejaculate.
"Last night while Jessica was riding my dick she jumped off right before I came! I was so aroused that I did the holy pickle stand before she could get down there and blow me!"
by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023
Get the The Holy Pickle Standmug. by I Am Super Kawaii July 1, 2016
Get the holy shitmug. by e-Monkey January 22, 2009
Get the Holy crapizzamug. 
someone who cannot comprehend the meaning or feeling of the Christmas Season good cheer sprit like scrooge
by grzly December 23, 2009
Get the Holi-Tardmug. Also known as Pabst Blue Ribbon or PBR. Possibly the most popular alcoholic beverage throughout every trailerpark and hole in the wall bar in America. Its cheap, tastes like carbonated urine, and will have you fathering bastard children and breakin your parole in no time. Also a popular choice beverage for scenesters, stupid college kids, and toothless biker whores.
by Skipper420 January 7, 2010
Get the Redneck Holy Watermug. this saying has its origins in the 70s love movement and was made really famous by Cheech & Chong in the 80s through their marijuanha films.
It does not mean OMG or awesome. It's a stand-alone phrase, usually preceding the phrase that will describe the object or situation that's freaking you out, blowing you away or leaving you at a loss for words.
It's present tense, denoting something that's actually happening and feels like it is beyond incredible.
It does not mean OMG or awesome. It's a stand-alone phrase, usually preceding the phrase that will describe the object or situation that's freaking you out, blowing you away or leaving you at a loss for words.
It's present tense, denoting something that's actually happening and feels like it is beyond incredible.
Holy mother of pearl! Look at those tender young asses(on the beach);- cops in helicopter shadowing Cheech & Chong.
Holy mother of pearl! That's some serious shit.
Holy mother of pearl! That's one strong fuckin drink.
Holy mother of pearl! Did you see that?(a flying dog playing a guitar and shooting laserbeams from its eyes)
A spaceship appearing over London would leave you speechless, probably only with the ability to utter the words 'holy mother of pearl.'
Holy mother of pearl! That's some serious shit.
Holy mother of pearl! That's one strong fuckin drink.
Holy mother of pearl! Did you see that?(a flying dog playing a guitar and shooting laserbeams from its eyes)
A spaceship appearing over London would leave you speechless, probably only with the ability to utter the words 'holy mother of pearl.'
by Lanos Iceland July 28, 2011
Get the Holy Mother of Pearlmug.