kick his fuck in

Northern Irish slang for beating someone up

If he doesn't stop slabbering about my ma ill kick his fuck in

by Lil Ellie October 26, 2014

veggie his valley

When a man sticks his Penis between another man's bum cheeks and in his bumhole.

Big Tom had the horn for Steve and really wanted to veggie his Valley!

by Angel2571 August 13, 2015

Checked his oil

Remove his pants. Inserting one. Possibly two fingers into another mans anus, to show dominance.

Thunder threw woo woo bear on the ground and checked his oil!

by Mash88 October 29, 2020

overplayed his punt

Overplayed his punt; (v) When someone does something that ends up way more remarkable than his initial effort.

When you see a total dork-ass feeb with a hot chick, you say; Wow, that dude really overplayed his punt to end up with her!

It's like when a football team recovers the ball and scores on a kick away.

When a guy pulls of a terrible pick up line, but gets laid anyway.

by Reverend Ron October 30, 2010

feeding his duck

Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him

On their first date, she ended up feeding his duck.

by I<3UrbanDictionary March 10, 2010

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Scrunchie for his Hoodie

November 28th is give a girl you hoodie and give a boy your scrunchie day!

Hey, your crush is waiting for a scrunchie for his hoodie!

by ayyyee yeetius November 20, 2019