Heath

A pretty, usually brown haired (sometimes long), brown eyed, guy. Heath’s are very sweet and caring people with a bit of a funny side. They usually like video games and television. Heath’s are mostly short with a few exceptions. Heath will always be a good friend and a great boyfriend. Heath’s are usually compatible with girls names that start with an H or M.

Person 1: Oh hey, Heath!

Heath: What’s up, Stewart?!

by Firefly69 January 11, 2022

Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.

Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.

by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022

Heather

The office lady

Heather told me I had an oil change to do

by Besides 4653 January 31, 2022

Hantha

Butt, ass, bumbum.

This man's habtha is BIG!
Hantha is where shit comes from.

by Fonkyychonkyy December 9, 2021

Heather

a heather is a person that you like but hate yet at the same time. she/he is so perfect and everyone likes them, they're good at everything they do, they're smart, they're funny, and last but not least, they're beautiful/handsome. maybe they're not popular, maybe they are. they know how to fix a wrong into a right, and they know sometimes things can't be fixed no matter how hard they try. and if someone calls you one, take it as a compliment!

Jason: dude that new girl is such a Heather!
Ace: I know dude, she totally is! can you believe she's Miguel's girlfriend?!
Jason: she is?
Ace: Yep!

by TheyLuvvCiarra December 11, 2021

heathica

The female version of Hiram.

Bitch what kind of name is Heathica?

by Kittycrotch123 December 20, 2021

Heather

A superrr smokin’ HOT mom. An absolutely gorgeous milf. Everyone loves her, everyone wants her but only one person (besides her husband) can actually get her. That person is none other than Nyla ;)

Friend 1: “Dude her moms so hot”
Friend 2: Right! She’s gotta be a heather

by Iminlovewithmyfriendshotmom December 20, 2021