Happy Sauce

The product of an old man jacking off behind Mcdonlads.... what's really on your big-mac. Also known as secret sauce.

by Maengun_Odayin (Heather V!) February 08, 2010

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Happy Dust

A nicer word for the common recreational yet illegal drug cocaine.

Employee 1: Omg look at Katie. That woman is amazing..she worked 80 hours last week and still comes into work every morning so full of energy. I mean look at her, she's buzzing around the office like a little bee!

Employee 2: Oh I guess you don't know about Katie's little problem do you?

Employee 1: What problem?

Employee 2: She's just just high on the happy dust that's all. Katie is looking to get a promotion and is gonna do almost anything to get it!

Employee 1: Dang...and I thought she was just that brilliant! Now I feel like an idiot...

Employee 2: Sorry hun, that's the happy dust for ya!

by lady lynxx April 01, 2009

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happy emo

An oxymoron. This just doesn't happen guys.

Scene Kid: I'm a happy emo.
Me: Hmmm.

by seksiful March 25, 2005

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Happy Stick

A euphemism for penis in reference to a porno in which a man tricks his younger step-sister that he is her pet bunny and that she should play with his "happy stick".

Sister: What's that?

Points to his penis
Man: Oh that's my happy stick it likes it when you touch it.

by Szboy May 26, 2015

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happy sappy

Nauseatingly upbeat. Not only do you see the silver lining in every cloud, but you're always turning lemons into lemonade and sow's ears into silk purses. You're just so amazingly chipper that you inspire everyone around you to wonder if killing you might be considered justifiable homicide.

Even though we were down by thirty points, the cheerleaders were still so happy sappy that I wanted to slap them.

by Fidgit January 29, 2009

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