feeding his duck

Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him

On their first date, she ended up feeding his duck.

by I<3UrbanDictionary March 10, 2010

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Scrunchie for his Hoodie

November 28th is give a girl you hoodie and give a boy your scrunchie day!

Hey, your crush is waiting for a scrunchie for his hoodie!

by ayyyee yeetius November 20, 2019

laughing in his grave

Instead of a situation causing the dead to roll in discomfort, it instead cause them to laugh from the grave by being proved right in a way

Freud is laughing in his grave

by Gotta do everything myself August 9, 2020

Smoke his boots

To beat a niggas ass or jump the person , shoot the fair ones

Yea lets smoke his boots that. Nigga talking reckless

by Sisitheillyboi April 16, 2017

Stew in their own $hi#

When drama / $hi# starters, and people who love hating on others doing good, are left in a circle of like minded individuals, as the nice, fun individuals, head somewhere else to have a good time.

The haters, drama causers, and buzz kills are left to "stew in their own $hi#" as the easy going , fun loving group heads elsewhere to party.

by Crazzi31 June 11, 2016

sit in his chair

(Russian expression)

In slang, to sit in someone's chair, in Russia, means to 'pimp' out a woman to them

"Hey did you get the cop to get off your back about the murder charge?"

"Yeah, I had my daughter sit in his chair, and they let me go."

by Bezukladnikov August 28, 2017