Shoot and Hang

To shoot and hang yourself is a humorous reference to suicide, made by the absurd nature of killing yourself in two ways at once. Can also be used as a threat of murder (shooting) followed by a cover-up of suicide (hanging). Also humourous, because it would very clearly not be suicide.

"I'll never give you my LED kitty headphones! You can pry them out of my cold, dead hands."
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"

by Juneuey January 19, 2025

Bavarian Hang Glider

The act of feeding your partner an assortment of items from Taco Bell before sexy time, inserting a butt plug in their ass, gluing a small paper parachute on it, and putting them in a face down ass up position. Once there, abruptly squeeze their stomach so that the butt plug shoots out of their ass and glides down slowly. Bonus points if it lands back in their ass.

I took Mandy to Taco Bell last night and surprised her with the Bavarian Hang Glider later…

by Squishy_boi May 25, 2022

kai-hang

Kai-Hang is a dude that is secretly in love. He is very lucky and handsome. Once any girl sees him, they fall in love with him.

noun:Kai-Hang is handsome.

by skills_pro.com December 18, 2017

Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later. If something is a drag hang me later

Off-note it could be for masturbation.

"And that is that for today" - teacher

The really into school kid rises their hand.

"Hang me later for fucks sake!" - the kid who didn't do homework.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

Hang bang

The act of having sex whilst asphyxiating one or more sexual partners. Nooses are optional.

Olivia still has rope burns on her neck from that hang bang last night.

by Pickle Parker March 9, 2020

hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.

Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.

by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017

Urinal Hang

Where the line in the restroom is too long, to speed up the process, you unzip your pants and let your penis hang out so you are ready to go when it's your turn.

"The line in the restroom started moving much more quickly once everyone was joining in the urinal hang."

by mclee90 June 20, 2019