Guitarded

Unable to play guitar; has taken guitar lessons and became a worse player; unable to grasp the concept of playing guitar.

I've taken guitar lessons for years and still can't play. My teacher says I'm guitarded.

by Blues Minor September 4, 2022

Guffawed

An unexpected laugh spasm where one scoops out laughter from their the diaphragm and bocks it out like a thrilled chicken.

Allison guffawed after reading that text.

by PancakesAndRocknRoll September 20, 2022

Guitar Squirtle

The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.

Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.

"Bro, look at that Guitar Squirtle!"

by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022

guitar licking

the licking of one "guitar strings" is when one person eats another person's hairy rear end.

I love guitar licking after a tequila

by didsomebodysaymenulog November 17, 2022

Guitar Hero

A good game......

I don't know why everyone is whinging that people think that because they can complete a level on Expert that they can play it on a real guitar, but no one has ever claimed that they could play actual guitar just because they are good at guitar hero. Everyone knows that one's skill on a video game doesn't denote their skill level on another thing.

Guitar Hero is a good game which kills time, and playing a real guitar is also fun 🙂

by UltimateDoge December 5, 2022

guitar

A slang for a gun or a pole popularized by atlanta rappers, especially homixide gang

I upped a guitar on dat fuck nigga

by _artdealer_ December 9, 2022

Guitar Amp

The only electronic device that becomes more desirable the more physically and functionally broken it is.

my brand new guitar amp sucks. i am going to but a $69,000 goldentone amp off ebay that was found in a pond and all the tubes are burnt out

by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023