Griffin

Very psycho, and likes to rape dead babies. And is big gey.

"Griffin, my baby is not dead you can't rape him today. "

by xxxxxjb2xxxxx November 14, 2018

birthday gift

To give someone something they want for their birthday

I gave Tim the toy he wanted as a birthday gift for his 13th birthday

by Gxyxxgdy July 1, 2017

gift

It means poison in German, one of a couple of words that sound like English but have funny meanings in German.

Rad or cool.

Das Gift stinkt wie Updawg.

That flip was so gift.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

Gift of Discernment

This is a magical power that many charismatic Christians like Pentecostals think they've been given through their second baptism that allows them to know what the bible really means without actually knowing anything about the Bible, let alone the ability to tie their own shoes. Many charismatic Christians think they have this ability yet they come to different conclusions about what the Bible means. People who think they have this magic power will, when faced with this problem, respond by saying that their own gift is through the Holy Spirit and everyone else is being led by Satan. This leads to what is known as a Holy Spirit Rumble where each lunatic charismatic calls each other a pawn of Satan, and ending with each being more convinced than ever that they are a True Christian and their opposition is non-Christian. (see: Christian Persecution Paradox ).

I knew the world was only 6,000 years old because I have the gift of discernment." -or- "After I voided my bladder and flopped around like a fish in my second baptism, I received the gift of discernment.

by Rev Aaron June 28, 2011

gifted

To leave a large turd in the toilet for the next person to flush. The "gifter" usualy takes the used toilet paper with them to maximize the effect and puts the lid down for the suprise.

I gifted my roommate this morning. He screamed when he lifted the toilet lid.

by golfpunk August 3, 2007

Griffie

A tall black male with a nappy beard. And he usually gets on people nerves with his constant talking. and he really favores kunta kinte.If u pay close attention to his beard u will see little particles in his beard that looks like lent or cotton

Marshall: Here comes nappy beard

Gary: u mean Mr. Coony i mean Griffie

by Mandingo Babafume June 2, 2009

meg griffin

the WORST griffin child ever. one: she looks unattractive. two: everybody hates her. three: she got a makeover in season 4-A, but got rid of it. I'm never gonna respect her until she gets the makeover back.

Meg Griffin is the worst Griffin on Family Guy. If she gets the makeover back, she'll get positive reviews.

by Sean Ryan September 8, 2006