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Good morning mother fucker

A tall glass of Monster energy drink and Orange juice over ice.
After a long weekend in Reno,Matt needed a"Good morning mother fucker" just to make the drive home.
by cassida December 15, 2008
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good one

A nicer way of saying, that last thing you said wasn't funny at all, so just shut the fuck up.
Teacher: "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. ( Laughs at own joke.)

Student:"Good one" ( Shut the fuck up )
by gothtafuckk13452 November 17, 2011
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good charlotte

exactly the same thing as simple plan whiny hormone driven..........grown men??
by tarantino April 27, 2006
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Good dicking

Margaret used to be a disgusting, man-hating feminist until Dave gave her a good dicking and she learned what she's been missing out on.
by VERY fast doggo July 11, 2016
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Good Puke

EXAMPLE 1

When feeling ill (typically after consuming too much alcohol), one feels nauseous for a brief period of time before vomiting. This vomiting, however, causes the feeling of over-drunk nausea to disappear, and leaves the vomit-er feeling considerably more sober. Best performed out of view of friends to preserve dignity.

Not to be mistaken with normal drunken puking which goes on for ages and doesn't leave the vomit-er any less drunk or nauseous.

EXAMPLE 2

Can also be used as a parting insult on somebody you don't like, when they get up to leave and you cannot contain your anger until they leave the room.
EXAMPLE 1

Charlie- *drunkenly* Aaaaah I feel sooooo rough... *lies down and curls up with nausea*
Mate- Try a Good Puke, that may help
Charlie- *has Good Puke* *soberly* aaaah I feel so much better!

EXAMPLE 2

Irritating French Teacher- Ok, that's all for today, see you tomorrow *begins walking out of door* bye!
Charlie- YEAH, GOOD PUKE!
by CharlieGiggles September 2, 2009
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good citizen

When a person feels the need to watch his or her neighborhood for any behavior they see as bad/dangerous and will ruin anyones day. Although they consider themselves good citizens they are often intimidating and could possibly be mistaken for a neo-fascist leader.
Clint: *breaks glass* I love breaking glass. Its pretty cool and totally harmless. It makes the street look like it has diamonds in it and totally enhances the look of anything.

Will: I agree. It does look pretty cool.

Good Citizen: Hey, You wanna pick that up now?!?!?! I'm saying this with a beer in my hand. I think later i'll go drive in my car and get in an accident but i'll judge you for breaking glass and making the ground look like it has the appearence of diamonds. Rawr. I'm a totally raging alcoholic, I'm a good citizen making kids pick up shards of glass.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 17, 2005
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Good Friends

A polite word for rejecting someone who wants to be your date.
Hey Al, we are still good friend, right?
by Mokonamon May 10, 2005
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