Ariana Grande is crack

Ariana grande is crack means that you love Ariana Grande so much that she’s like a drug🙈

Friend: “why are you so obsessed with Ariana grande?”

Me: because Ariana Grande is crack

by Arianagrandeisthequeenofpopluv April 3, 2020

Dingleberry El Grande

When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.

The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter

by thedream75 June 15, 2010

Visit Grandma

a term for going to get some pussy as in the movie sex drive

timmy: dude you got to go visit grandma.

by kakashi0050 December 20, 2008

for the love of Gandhi

A less dramatic version of "for the love of God". Often used in more casual situations, when you don't want to get God involved.

Person 1#: "Nancy is knocked up yet again with her 8th child,"
Person #2: "Is she Catholic?"
Person #1: "No, Atheist,"
Person #2: "(For the love of Gandhi)!"

by Jdog, Julia March 27, 2009

Everyone and their grandma

What you say when there are a lot of people.
usually only used when a lot of people have a certain article of clothing or in the same place.

don't use if with someone over the age of 60, or with someone you are trying to impress with your intellect.

Jane: did you go to the twilight premiere?
Lucy: ugh. yes.
Jane: was there a lot of people?
Lucy: just about everyone and their grandma.

by natalienegro March 24, 2009

grandpa carl

When a fat, hairy, man over 40 years old (preferably a grandfather) makes inappropriate sexual comments to girls at work that are half his age. You will know a grandpa carl by the nascar pictures on his desk and a tendency to eat salted mixed nuts.

Did you hear what he said to the new girl? If anyone other than grandpa carl said that we would be in HR.

by clarc31 January 27, 2007

grandtastic

adj. a combination of "grand" and "fantastic" used to describe extraordinarily wonderful or exciting happenings

1. I just know the dance this Friday is going to be grandtastic!

2. I got an A on the test-this is grandtastic!

3. Isn't it grandtastic that our team just won the championship?!

by Autumn K. December 10, 2007