Yogurt Flakes

Yogurt Flakes occurs when ejaculate solidifies in the hair or body hair of a man or woman.

"eww sick man, got out of the hot tub at the gym and i was coated in yogurt flakes"

by chunk knuckle February 28, 2010

crack flack

Annoying and seemingly endless condensed, fluff-like matter which collects between the ass cheeks. Particularly evident after an active day

Tom: Man, I'm fed up of all this crack flack I have to wash away every day in the shower

Jon: Fuck you

by pseudopseudonym11111 March 6, 2010

fac flack

when someone does an act of being a complete moron.

oh man...he was such a fac flack today.

by ke55y December 10, 2010

Banana Flake

A banana flake is a pitiful person that swears incessantly.

Derivation: Banana flakes are used as a safe and cost-effective treatment for diarrhea in critically ill tube-fed patients. When someone swears incessantly, he or she is known as having diarrhea of the mouth.

That pathetic banana flake sits on her porch all day long yelling obscenities at the kids playing in the street.

by InalienableRights December 8, 2011

Corn-flaketed

The emotional state of being entirely bewildered on your choice of delicious cereals.

Idk Mom, I'm totally corn-flaketed right now.

by DonnyLockerman June 29, 2011

PMS Flak

Emotional sobbing shared with a female significant other around the time of her period. Both parties unfold feelings and the depth of their hearts. This is seen as an unmanly embarrassment.

I went to hang out with my girlfriend and got caught into some PMS Flak. We watched the notebook afterwards.

by TJcommander October 13, 2011

Fake Flakey McWhingerson

A person who says they're flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.

See also: John Rivera

"John kept saying he wasn't going to Electric Zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when I made other plans...what a Fake Flakey McWhingerson! He's like a woman!"

by Acedelgado July 5, 2012