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conditional friend

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004
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Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth
John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"
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Suspend-a-friend

A friend who you can lose contact with for months, or even years on end, but as soon as you see them again, it's like nothing has ever changed, and there's no awkwardness.
I hadn't seen Tom in years, but as soon as we met for coffee, it was like nothing had changed; he's such a good suspend-a-friend!
by tomsfriend October 12, 2009
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Fair-weather friend

What most people you will meet in life are by nature. There's always something to do, a part of the world you haven't seen. There's one person who's not a fair-weather friend in your life, and that is you. There's only one person you need, there's only one you have to rely on. Yourself, everybody else needs to fuck off, period.
It's rare to find somebody who doesn't keep a few phony fair-weather friends around, but some people don't do it that way, they live how they want, they're here one time only, period.
by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016
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Filter Friend

A friend that tells everyone everything. You need to filter what you say to them, because they will undoubtedly tell everyone anything you say.
"so i heard you slept with dave.."
"WHAT? who told you that?"
"gina"
"that damn filter friend. i knew i shouldnt have told her!"
by sarakata September 14, 2007
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Best Friend

A close friend who you can tell anything to.
whenever something good happens to you, they're the FIRST ones you call.
you talk on the phone every night and play tap tap revenge 3.
You watch Documentarys on strong toddlers together and be complete douches together.
The person that doesnt tell even the pointless secrets and gives great advice.
Someone who pretty much knows you inside and out.
"yo, brooksi. play me in Tap Tap Revenge."
"kay, bro. even though i'll beat your ass"

"dude, if i tell you this. you can't tell anyone."
"promise bro, we're best friends."
by leira2000774 April 21, 2010
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special male friend

n. Related to the special lady friend, a not-quite-boyfriend of a female. Used to describe a fuck-buddy / friend with benefits.
Cate and her special male friend go out on friday nights, but she would never introduce him to her parents.
by c. penelope January 2, 2008
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