Fart Hat

The act of farting on top of a persons head.

My boyfriends bald head was cold so I spread my butt cheeks apart, sat on his head, and gave him a fart hat.

by Fart Hat October 11, 2018

Brisket Fart

Loud, beefy flatulence. May have a slight sound of wet.

I just dropped a brisket fart in the cafeteria line. Check em out down wind.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

Gangsta Fart

When the release of your gas is so satisfying, you can’t help but say “Uhhh”; similar to Master P’s grunts during his most prominent tracks.

“Uhhh”, I exclaimed as, I straight gangsta farted.

by Kardeum June 20, 2018

Gamble fart

The calculated risk of either an epic fart or shitting your pants.

Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.

by CharlieCamelCase May 4, 2017

potato fart

A fart that smells like all you've eaten in three days is potatoes.

Holly walked into the office and said, "Wow - all these french fries and breakfast burritos make it really smell like a potato fart in here."

by jef-fro November 9, 2017

fart kite

When a little shithead of a kid is so small he could be blown away by a stiff fart.

That kid Holden is such a fart kite, I can't stand him.

by CmdrCodyCC2224 September 4, 2016

fart in a spacesuit

one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator

He's hopeless, about as useful & as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016