Facebook Knowledge

When you know something about someone before they tell you face to face due to their facebook post.

hey man how was Hawaiin Falls?

How did you know I went to Hawaiin Falls?

Facebook Knowledge bro.

by thatguy7765445 July 4, 2010

facebook kevorkian

A person who assists a Facebook user in committing Facebook suicide (deleting their account), especially with regard to deleting all information and data - to the extent that Facebook allows.

Marcy wants to commit facebook suicide, but needs some help. I've agreed to be her facebook kevorkian.

by sea beagle January 2, 2011

Facebook Regret

When you write post thinking its something inspiring or trending. But instead it receives lots of backlash. Due to the backlash you post an apology expressing your regret hitting send and delete the post.

Did you read Gina’s post on Facebook?

Yeah, I did and it had Facebook Regret written all over it. She since apologized and deleted the post.

by Starving Artist246 June 22, 2023

Facebook Dad

A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.

My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.

by An actual parent May 22, 2019

phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.

He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!

by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010

Facebook obvious

When something is not said but known to be true via FB

What happened to you and your dude? Y'all broke up?

We haven't told anyone. How did you know?

It was Facebook obvious

by E-wheezy-F-Baby July 20, 2017

Facebook Chess

The strategic game of unfriending people on Facebook. The pawns are the first to go...people who will never notice or give little resistance. After that you have to carefully plan your next step on who you will delete. Family members and crazy friends are much harder to delete and require a few steps ahead of planning.

I had a game of Facebook Chess the other night. I deleted all those people I added when I was in rehab that I will never see again, however, I plan on deleting my mother-in-law from facebook, this might take a few sacrifices.

by A Sav February 25, 2011