a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.

"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."

by Aug February 16, 2007

full moon freak

When a man just suddenly disrespects you, basically freaks out on you for a few days and then he suddenly calls you and acts like nothing is wrong. Check your almanacs because it's probably a full moon!

That full moon freak called me and he is on another one of his insane trips.

by Rodeostyle April 5, 2004

Full nelly

When a guy puts a full nelson on a chick when she lays on her stomach and he gets leverage when she wants to be fucked hard.

He whispers to her: "...tell me what you want?"
She whispers back:"a full nelly."

by Con Rad November 25, 2007

Full-assing

When you have so much shit to do, that you have no choice but to full-ass all day, even if it means no batin'.

Man, I was full-assing it all day, I didn't even have time to pull a houdini on your mom.

by booty_jiggler69 March 9, 2009

full pyramid

1:When you take a shit in a toilet (or in any other bowl type nick nack or patiwack), and the shit grows and grows into a monsterous pile of previous ontrays and proceeds to consume your testicals within it, turning your balls into a two-timer winston cruncher, not a plesent sight for the average capone. And for the structure it would be a pyramid as in the famous great pyramids of egypt and a tomb for many fantasies to come.

Terrintino: Hey Quinten! Come see this Full pyramid i just layed all over your quarter pound chicken club sandwiches!

Quinten:DAMIT TERRINTINO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONGE WITH YOU! whats next? are u going to pull a full pyromid over my bucket of fresh rodeo picked salad grapes?

Marcus: ya what next! the lobster bisque i just had for semi brunch in a two time tuesday?

Quinten: who the fuck are you?

terrintino: ya who are you...

Marcus:You never saw me ok *wink* *wink*

Quinten:........

by Dwayne Delaney August 12, 2006

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.

Man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by Brentus August 23, 2005

Car Full Of Coal

An automobile filled close to full, full, or exceeding full capacity with members of a race with a dark skin tone, usually negroes.

Oh shit, it's time to dip out. Here comes that car full of coal rolling by again.

by Grahambo November 24, 2006