east kids

Usually over-privileged under-supervised kids who live on the lake and think that it's unusual to not stay at the Ritz Carlton when you go to Florida for spring break. Often cruise around on their mopeds and train all summer for lacrosse because lax is life. Like to sport Vineyard Vines clothing and are especially in love with the stickers to put on their MacBook Pros, but still insist that they're not preppy. Can tell you the difference between knock-off Uggs and real Uggs--even if both have the Ugg brand name on them. Complain about getting an A- on a pop quiz because "What will Mom and Dad say if I don't go to Harvard or Yale?" Like to get drunk and pass out in front of the high school and get picked up by their friends who shouldn't be driving yet to be taken to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Conversations heard by east kids:

"Bro go like my insta pic its only got like 169 likes"
"Ouch man that's embarrassing I got you bro"

"OMG did you see?! Vineyard just came out with their new prints! I'm forcing my parents to buy me all the clothes with the new prints on them!"

by eastiebeasty April 22, 2014

East Herrington primary

Good school but has tards like liam

East Herrington primary is bad

by Mandude123569 February 25, 2023

East End Accountant

Cunt. Who thinks he knows everything, but actually knows fuck all.

See that roaster there. He’s an east end accountant.

by joeysgame June 25, 2025

middle east millita

a person whos does not care about other peoples feelings in order to get his way and to be "toxic"

jhon,man that person is being such a middle east millita

by lol a rust player February 3, 2021

east mental

The Students from East middle in Worcester MA that are mental as hell crazy and can’t rap

The kids at East Mental have problems. ~Monaeya Andrade

by Monaeya June 5, 2019

east

east is a very kind and loving person. He is shy at first, but when he opens up to you he is so sweet and caring. His laugh lights up an entire room. His smile brightens your day. -Lili

"Have you talked to east today?"

"Yeah, hes really nice to talk to."

"Yeah haha, I know."

by lili_illi January 1, 2021

East St. Louis Toodle-oo

When a woman performs anilingus on a man while Steely Dan is playing in the background. Cuervo Gold and the fine Colombian optional.

"Damn, Josie came home and gave me that East St. Louis Toodle-oo the other night? Thought I was gonna die behind the wheel."

by MysticalSphere April 11, 2025