Eds

Enjoys spending quality time with his fam, friends and his a likeable personality

Eds is such a dynamic person

by Professor_Resilience December 26, 2021

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT

by egf.koi September 4, 2021

Ed

Absolute stud.
Has a 10 inch penis and is extremely attractive

Look that’s Ed I want him to pound me

by Jigglywiggler May 29, 2022

ed ward

Where a grown man goes when they had a total meltdown: the state puts them on psych hold for a while.

Bro #1 says:
"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last February.."

Bro #2 responds:
"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the ED Ward. The meltdown is all over social media"

by coldmeltdown March 3, 2025

Jo-Jo-ed

A male queefing.

Last night when I was about to give my boyfriend head, he Jo-Jo-ed in my face!

by spunkermuffin March 29, 2009

Amelia-ed

When a beautiful woman drives to your neighboring town and brings you your favorite nostalgic food

I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

go co-ed

Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.

Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.

Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.

Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.

by IkuraEater August 10, 2014