Ed

a father figure that has an obsession with anything pizza related, and also lots and lots of fortnite wins.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING OHMYGOD HOLY FUCK ITS Ed

by Wungus Bill December 11, 2018

x(ed)-out

completely nonfunctional due to overconsumption of alcohol or drug abuse.
when you had to much to drink or smoke.

He had a fifth of titos last night he's gonna be x(ed)-out after having drinking that.

by JQ back injury April 20, 2019

Ed

Is a very cute guy who is so charismatic and always there for his friends and is so nice with a pretty smile.

Ladies get you a Ed!!

by drxppy Ed November 23, 2021

ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc

The beginning notes to Für Elise. You must be bored as hell if you typed this.

Person A: How do you play Für Elise?
Person B: Well, first it goes "ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc".
Person A: Oh, yeah!

by Pyromaginary February 4, 2023

ed laskey

a right minger

see that bloke there? yeah the 8 pinter across the pub. he's a real ed laskey for true

by godsavethequeen1745 July 30, 2022

Ed

Jammy Irish shit who can do all kinds of trick shots and gets all the women but rejects them. And want to be tiktok famous.

Ah that Ed did the trick shot again !!

by Deoscar June 1, 2020

ED

The name ed refers to a guy who chases a girl who gets enjoyment out of his suffering resulting to countless lone pleasuring sessions until he unlocks erectile disfunction

Wow ed get over her

by anonymous July 5, 2024