Dutch apocalypse

When a girl is going down on you and she is to deep to breathe and her nose is on your resting on your nuts you let out a fart and hold her there so she has to breathe through her nose. Also, known as the Total Recall due to the resemblance of the faces made when exposed to mars atmosphere.

I did the Dutch apocalypse on my cheating wife. I may be getting a divorce. However, she will totally Recall the moment every time she hears a fart.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Dutch Windmill

After finishing in your girl arse hole, you take your cock out, look in the mirror, and spin your dick in a windmill as you paint/fan shit all over wall

Hey you know Samantha? She's had the painters in after I Dutch windmilled in her room.

by Submarine Hunter July 4, 2020

Dutch Salute

Revealing your penis to your partner while it is flaccid. The partner approaches the penis with their mouth and waits for the erection to arrive, saluting them like they do in Rotterdam

Here comes the Dutch Salute!

by Simon_Ballister December 9, 2022

Dutch Treat

When a woman wears a halter top during sex, and at the moment her man is about to climax, she whips the top down exposing her funbags and lets her man bust a nut all over them.

Man: keep that top on. I wanna dutch treat.
Woman: feel free to rip it off when you're gonna bust.
Man: Oh god! Show me your tits now!
Woman (pulling down top): nice shot!

by nun that November 3, 2010

Dutch Bagel

A polite way to call someone a douche bag in public.

You're such a Dutch Bagel.

Put your penis away in here, Dutch Bagel.

by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006

Dutch Breakfast

During sexual intercourse, a woman asserts her rear end into the air, while her partner covered in syrup, opens her anus, and cracks three eggs into her anus.

Steve: i gave your girlfriend a Dutch Breakfast this morning.

Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.

Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.

by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010

dutch piss

When you have diarrhea that bad it feels like you are pissing out your arse.

"Sorry I can't come into work to day I have a bad case of the dutch piss"

by Macca Spencer July 10, 2006