Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.
During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.
by Krunchy Wonder April 12, 2015
Get the Dusting off the log.mug. The act of shaving ones pubes onto a girls/guys face and see how many of them will be eliminated via the act of flatulence. Named after the Swedes because of their lavish lifestyles.
Jarett found out how much he loved sniffing farts after receiving multiple Swedish dust busters from his sister.
by fupaluver May 29, 2007
Get the Swedish dust bustermug. by Long Neck Jones March 8, 2017
Get the coal dust on the fiddlemug. by jimmy the cane February 3, 2010
Get the shit and fuck dustmug. by Dustbucketbitch April 16, 2017
Get the Dust bucket bitchmug. The act of marking one's significant other on Facebook through cute, flirty comments and a plethora of likes, so as to make evident to others that there is a relationship in existence. Akin to a dog peeing on a tree, this is a person fairy dusting another.
Synonymous with Twitter Glitter, the same technique but used on Twitter.
A riff on the "glitter" technique some women use to physically mark men with glitter (wear glittery cosmetics, hug/kiss, it rubs off on him, and if he shows up to another woman--she knows there's another woman already in his life).
Synonymous with Twitter Glitter, the same technique but used on Twitter.
A riff on the "glitter" technique some women use to physically mark men with glitter (wear glittery cosmetics, hug/kiss, it rubs off on him, and if he shows up to another woman--she knows there's another woman already in his life).
Jim has really Facebook Fairy Dusted Kelly in the last few weeks by commenting on and liking every single post she's made.
by LibrarianInBlack March 12, 2012
Get the Facebook Fairy Dustmug. The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
by Cremebruleed September 16, 2013
Get the cheeto dust etiquettemug.