Dude Swamp

Too many guys at any social gathering, ie, Bar or Party, upsetting the guy to girl ratio that must be upheld.

dubbed at Cafe d'Epoque | Mont Tremblant Nightclub on a friday night.

"Man, this place is a fucking dude swamp, lets get out of here!"

"The only chicks in this dude swamp are attached to dudes faces"

by Redhat- March 2, 2010

Dude, your text is drunk.

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.

Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."

by Gin Blossom June 21, 2010

dodge scare-a-van

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.

*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*

Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?

by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011

Dodgehog

A hedgehog or other spiked mammal that refuses to pay debts.

You know that Henry Hedgehog is a real Dodgehog. He got his tricycle clamped and refused to pay the fine!!! What a douche.

by baconsolo September 23, 2012

dude

Forget the fancy explanations for this. It simply replaces "man."

"Man it's hot." becomes: "Dude. It's hot"

"I failed my test. Man!" becomes: "I failed my test. Dude!"

by Curly lou July 22, 2012

didgeridoojob

Sticking your dick in a didgeridoo while someone blows into it

I'm going down under to get a didgeridoojob

by Zymhan April 11, 2016

dude bait

When a female makes a post on social media about dudes, with the intention of getting dudes to comment about how they are "not like all the other dudes".

Girl, that post is total dude bait!

by Grizco January 17, 2017