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Holland Drive

The funniest group of people you know, who have very good inside jokes and know how to throw the best fucking parties.
Guy:Dude you need to get into our holland drive!
Guy 2: So you guys are some of the funniest people I know now?
by NinjaMaster16 April 26, 2011
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Idiot driver

Drivers that creep their cars out into traffic and have bad depth perception or coordination while operating a motor vehical. They are seen pulling out & STOPPING into 1 or more of the oncoming lane(s) in order to ensure they will be allowed to turn left in a busy intersection.
Or pump slamming the brakes when there is no need to brake AT ALL.

Typically seen in female drivers but there are a select few males that operate their vehicals like so (idiots).
by The_Bread_Winner March 25, 2013
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Noodly driveby

Noodly driveby is when your girlfriend lays with her head hanging over the bed. Meanwhile the man gets a running start and runs past the girl and smacks her in the face with his wiener leaving a red mark on her cheek.
"Last night, I let my boyfriend give me a noodly driveby. He did it too hard and now I have to go to the dentist."
by BeanSweetSauce December 1, 2013
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Paducah Drive By

When a cherub performs a walk by farting on another individual.
Driver just pulled a Paducah Drive By on that ginger!
by hubbx July 6, 2016
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Dyslexic Driver

A person on the road who cant concentrate or keeps swerving is called a Dyslexic Driver.
Omg that asshole in front of us is such a Dyslexic Driver!
by Your Co worker June 12, 2019
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designated driver

probably the one friend that’s afraid to do shit but we love them anyways and we also need them so we don’t die and so they can give us that little act sober pep talk before sending us in to face our parents
anyone: hey so we’re going to the party tonight who’s the designated driver?
that one friend: i got you all
by pussy69destroyer420 January 6, 2020
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Stuck in a muddy driveway

Anal sex without adequate lube, causing withdrawal angst.
I got stuck in a muddy driveway.

Similar to muddy dirt road but with problems.

Not to be confused with trying to flee a threesome in a Porsche.
by R. Lot April 11, 2010
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