ATTENTION DEFICIT METH DISORDER (ADMD)

Methamphetamine induced state that causes an inability to maintain focus or attention for more than a few seconds to minutes at a time.

Yo man, you need to lay off the shit because your attention deficit meth disorder (ADMD) is annoying as hell, fool.

by 1 Antinome November 8, 2018

HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday

Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025

Conduct Disorder

Behavioral tendencies outside the socially acceptable way. Others may see that they do whatever they desire and take little to no blame for their actions. Nearly 40% of people who suffer from these behavioral problems receive further diagnoses when older, such as NPD and ASPD.

“He acts so crazy because he has Conduct Disorder.”

by DjPiur June 24, 2023

Fat person disorder

when a lil bitch starts tryna fight everyone

Hey did you hear about the gay guy that fights because someone said he didn't like his music? Yeah, he has fat person disorder right? What a pussy.

by idontlikeyoubruh January 25, 2021

face-through-hand disorder

A disorder discovered on tiktok where your facial features appear through your hand. It is a serious disorder and should be taken seriously.

person 1: Stop laughing!
person 2: You just want attention!
person 1: it's not fake I just have face-through-hand disorder!

by Poison Child September 16, 2020

Shorty penile disorder

Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.

Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.

Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder

by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017

HVID Hopping varying identity disorder

Hopping varying identity Disorder means that varying on what, it could be anything, it varies f.ex if you have it on ADHD maybe sometimes you can concentrate perfectly but when you're doing something else you can't concentrate at all. But you can also have it on multiple things at once. (not real disorder)

Person 1-Hey didn't you have HVID Hopping varying identity disorder?
Person 2-Yeah..
Person 1-On what?
Person 2-Social Anxiety.

by The painfull spatula October 7, 2021