Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt

yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh

by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020

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Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020

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Doodliest

to the best of your ability but your best is less than adequate for the situation.

the bare minimum

Scenario 1
Person 1: What are you doing?!?!

Person 2: MY DOODLIEST

Scenario 2
*watching cat fail at catching a bug*
Person 1: She's doing her doodliest...

by Dandanthedan October 1, 2021

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Doodly-doo

A boring, stubborn, loser person who is always stuck up their own arse. Doodly-doo people tend to get hung up over petty things, and go on long boring rants about anything uninteresting.

Doodly-doo people can also have a very awkward presence, often walking or standing in a similar way to a pigeon, as well as exaggerating movements, not dissimilar to a cartoon character.

Doodly-doo can also be used to describe a boring conversation.

He was getting too doodly-doo so i showed him the door.
That doodly-doo wanker is sitting at my doorstep again!
This is getting too doodly-doo, i'm out of here.
She was getting all doodly doo about it so i got bored.

by Period poo peter September 15, 2023

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