Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
by lil biden May 2, 2022
Get the spontaneous green day disordermug. People who start looking forward to the next weather season about halfway through the current season. In the winter they can’t wait until it’s warm and in the summer they can’t wait to wear boots and coats.
Every year it’s the same thing, about halfway through winter Anne is looking forward to the next season.Then it’s the same in summer. It’s either too hot or too cold. Yeah, it’s SAD: Seasonal Anticipation Disorder.
by sprtagt March 22, 2025
Get the SAD: Seasonal Anticipation Disordermug. Bro! Dinner got me, I'm not going to make it to the party. I think I'm suffering from post taco stomach disorder(ptsd).
by Motosaki410 July 7, 2022
Get the post taco stomach disordermug. Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
Get the Spontaneous Retard Disordermug. S Disorder is a harmful and contagious disease that affects the way people write the letter S. S Disorder originated from the moments after the Black Plaque was resulted
That nigga has s disorder
by Zzeerroo November 4, 2022
Get the S Disordermug. by jinglyfog October 2, 2023
Get the extremely funny disordermug. When a big breasted woman fears she will shave off her nipple while leaning forward to shave her legs.
I wonder if Pamela Anderson has ever suffered from Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder while getting ready for a Baywatch shoot.
by SAM RILEY June 5, 2018
Get the Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disordermug.