Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.
"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!
by Whon Kick August 7, 2021
Get the CAP Disordermug. The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.
toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)
by fetishgio August 24, 2020
Get the SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)mug. Every time someone confronts or opposes my friend lisas view she automatically go into her oppositional defiance disorder mode
by Manuel59manuel July 22, 2021
Get the Oppositional defiance disordermug. C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!
Guy 1: Dude why did you destroy that car!
Guy 2: Sorry man I got C.D.D
Guy 1: Dude why did you destroy that car!
Guy 2: Sorry man I got C.D.D
by PattonM47 November 22, 2021
Get the C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder)mug. An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.
Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
Get the auto-immune disordermug. Somebody who has Alt Disorder most likely will create lots of alts for websites. An example of a website would be Imgflip. It can be shortened to ATD if you will.
Person #1: I heard somebody has ATD.
Person #2: Oh no! I hope that somebody with Alt Disorder can stop their alt making sometime soon!
Person #2: Oh no! I hope that somebody with Alt Disorder can stop their alt making sometime soon!
by Jtohisgoodimo August 20, 2022
Get the Alt Disordermug. by jcmalone February 12, 2021
Get the S.L.O.W. Disordermug.