Creamy Lom

Someone who believes they are a sigma rizz lord. A creamy lom can be identified by constantly gooning until a climax, mostly resorting in a wave of super splurge.

Corge: hey Creamy Lom
Creamy Lom: erm what the sigma, I can cleanly tell you havnt been gooning.
Corge: I hope you get touched.

by Ugly rizzlord May 1, 2024

Creamy Flappucino

Derived from “Flappucino” which is the female version o teabag. A creamy flappacino is when you cum inside a girl and she immediately sits on your face

I heard Nancy gave Dave a creamy flappucino last night.

by Bri Er Me Je June 6, 2024

creamy wrinkle

when you cum in a grandma above 70 years of age

I'm gonna give you're grandma a creamy wrinkle

by Viridianhero June 28, 2024

Creamy ninja

When someone puts too much cream into their Ninja appliance, and it malfunctions.

“Aw man, I put too much cream into my Ninja, and now it stopped working. Must have been the heavy cream I made. Worst $300 ever. Now there’s a creamy ninja in my kitchen.”

by ELEETS November 19, 2024

Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.

Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

creamy bucket

a packed bucket (gravity bong) filled with such thick smoke it looks creamy usually from slowly pulling and twisting the bucket when burning the green.

Here bro that wis a heavy creamy bucket that am fuckin gouchin aff that

by Jilalabi December 12, 2024

crapy zapy

a absolute bum who needs to be landbast

person 1: where is crapy zapy
hawk 2: uhh

by notcowboy56 December 27, 2024