Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".
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This group consist of the members -
Aaron, Devin, Ian, Conor, Justin, AJ, Jackson, Dylan, Jacob, and Ted.
And occasionally Sydney, Shaun, Timmy, Reggie, and Kenny.
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Aaron, Devin, Ian, Conor, Justin, AJ, Jackson, Dylan, Jacob, and Ted.
And occasionally Sydney, Shaun, Timmy, Reggie, and Kenny.
Damn... we really are those mf'in cousins.
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