cooked

A way of describing or talking about a subject in an overly negative regard or fashion.

Bro #1: “Mane you heard the news bout Mikey Williams?”
Bro #2: “Yeah that niggas career is cooked.”

by lightyfriedostrich October 12, 2023

cooked

Being in a bad situation or something that is really bad.

“Nathaniel’s game with other girls is cooked”
“Oh we are so cooked the cops are comming”

by RedZoneIsTaken December 06, 2024

cooked

when someone is in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.

ie:
dude 1 : dude you think this girl is bad?
shows picture of girl
dude 2 : nah bro shes chopped
dude 1 : bro i fucked her at the party on friday
dude 2 : ur cooked bro

by smoove2geeked February 24, 2024

cooked

when someone has no chance of success at something they want to do

uti is cooked about rizzing nur

by chova June 30, 2024

Caleb cook

A wonderful person that it very love and have a lot talent

Caleb Cook is the best

by December 22, 2021

cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

by MSM Kids December 26, 2013

Fully Cooked

meal or entree that has been on the stove long enough to render the hapless occupant of the pan totally motionless and probably dead

Hey man, is that steak fully cooked yet, or should I go cut another piece off the beast?

by bws July 10, 2001