hot coffee

The codename for a hidden sex scene in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas brought out by a downloadable patch. With this patch, when entering a girlfriends house for coffee, the scene shows explicit pornographic material involving the main character and his girlfriend.

GTA:SA was banned in Australia because of Hot Coffee.

by Blake Baldwin August 26, 2005

firehouse coffee company

the best coffee shop in the world.

way better than starbucks.

and that's a fact.

cassie: hey do you want to go to starbucks?

christine: f-no. let's go to firehouse.

cassie: yeah, firehouse coffee company is the best.

by christine elizabeth September 8, 2006

Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang term used to describe the trendy scooters you always see outside coffee shops.

Looks like Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town.

by James Weyand November 20, 2007

Cofefe

When a Russian hooker pisses on you and gets a video

I had a hooker give me this dope cofefe once in St. Petersburg while I was negotiating some sick real estate deals in St. Petersburg.

by datdonktho June 6, 2017

coffeetable

Coffeetable describes the area of flesh between the asshole and the pussy of a girl.

She got totally horny when i massaged her coffeetable

by Lossreissender February 4, 2010

cold coffee

any dark cola poured in a coffee cup when all the regular glasses are dirty

didn't you wash dishes? guess I'll drink cold coffee

by oneonone May 10, 2013

coffee nap

a nap induced by the consumption of copious amounts of coffee, typically the result of either incredibly high caffeine tolerance or exhaustion from such overinduldence

Man, I just slammed a french press and I'm totally wiped; time for a coffee nap.

by lawndart86 December 16, 2011