chris pagan

A redheaded Puerto Rican who plays overwatch and soccer and wants to be a real Ronaldinho like Lucaste10. A real hottie.

Oh my god! I want your Chris pagan!

by Mister Josh February 6, 2017

chris DINOSAUR

P: Dinoaurrrr grrrrrrrr
C: ( SLAMS TABLE)

Chris Dinosaur is a very bad darius and lost to a 1st time darius (kam.14)

by CUMMY GUY March 12, 2021

Chris Mcgill

hipster-bohemian-lives in Brooklyn

That guy tried to hang out with us but he was way too Chris Mcgill for us.

by grizzy727 October 25, 2012

Chris Hansen

Somebody who wants you to take a seat. Right over there.

I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.

by Boe Jiden, Faglover December 22, 2022

chris weese

a guy that says "das gwazy" a little too often

chris weese says some random memes.

for example:
"BEANS!"
"das gwazy"
"heheheh"

by ghouljam January 3, 2023

Chris Packer

The guy with the horse cock. The legend you all know and love. Watch out he might steal your girl, man or even virginity. He eliminates middle classes and is the best at fortnite. If you see a kid that looks like the love child of a raccoon, leafyishere, the mayor of whoville’s son you know thats the Packer.

Chris Packer? YOU MEAN THE GUY WITH A HORSE COCK?
I wanna fuck chris packer

by ryansucksoffslimshady February 3, 2020

Chris Rexford

A very thicc (thick) son of a bitch. He has the muscles of a giant. A person named this is a great wrestler.

NEVER underestimate his talent and power!

Man, Chris Rexford is one chunky man. He has the biceps of a god!

by daddy rexford ;) May 15, 2020