Chris Dobransky

If your name is Chris Dobransky, you most likely have a shitty haircut.

Chris Dobransky’s new haircut looks like horseshit.

by Joan The Barber June 17, 2020

chris canet

one of the hottest guys you will ever meet. he is cocky, but has a right to be. he's athletic, smart, HOT AF, and not to mention loaded. while he can be socially awkward and has trouble with girls, he has a great heart. His cluelessness makes him seem even cuter. Chris Canet is altogether a great guy who suffers socially.

xoxo every New Canaan girl ever

That guys kind of awk but he's such a Chris Canet.

by Every New Canaan Girl EVER June 22, 2017

chris the crusader

That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.

Look, it's Chris the Crusader.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

chris pagan

A redheaded Puerto Rican who plays overwatch and soccer and wants to be a real Ronaldinho like Lucaste10. A real hottie.

Oh my god! I want your Chris pagan!

by Mister Josh February 6, 2017

Chris Mcgill

hipster-bohemian-lives in Brooklyn

That guy tried to hang out with us but he was way too Chris Mcgill for us.

by grizzy727 October 25, 2012

Chris Brown

A exceedingly talented man with a messed up childhood who often comes across as a abuser. A person whose side of the story is never heard. And also a great example of why people are remembered only for their mistakes and not for the other marvellous things they've done or their talent. Basically treated like $hit.

Why are people so rude to him? He was just a young boy when he did that...

Yea guess what? His life got Chris Brown'd

by OlafIsmySpiritanimal November 23, 2021

Chris-Chaning

A verb that means to have unconsentual relations with one's senile old mother. Originates from when Christine Weston Chandler had unconsentual relations with his senile 80 year old mother.

"Why did Jeff go prison?"
"He was caught Chris-Chaning."
"Holy shit, that boy ain't right"

by CheeseWhizInMyScrotum July 31, 2021