chris weese

a guy that says "das gwazy" a little too often

chris weese says some random memes.

for example:
"BEANS!"
"das gwazy"
"heheheh"

by ghouljam January 3, 2023

chris moscato

Chris moscato king of the sloths, and fire king.

Chris Moscato walked into a pole

by Fireking1 November 28, 2013

Chris Golby

Gay stripper who is in Tims closet.

Come out come out where ever you are Chris Golby.

by fart patrol September 29, 2019

chris pearch

Chris is a dangerous man. He will talk about 9/11 and talks about blowing up Africa. He will also try and destroy you with his Steel-toe boots. So if you see him around you, get as far away from him as possible.

Chris Pearch is the type of man to become a Terrorist for the United States of America.

by Little-Asian March 26, 2019

Chris Brown

A exceedingly talented man with a messed up childhood who often comes across as a abuser. A person whose side of the story is never heard. And also a great example of why people are remembered only for their mistakes and not for the other marvellous things they've done or their talent. Basically treated like $hit.

Why are people so rude to him? He was just a young boy when he did that...

Yea guess what? His life got Chris Brown'd

by OlafIsmySpiritanimal November 23, 2021

Chris Hansen

Somebody who wants you to take a seat. Right over there.

I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.

by Boe Jiden, Faglover December 22, 2022

Alexis+Chris

A cute couple that will be nervous with each other at first but afterward they will be the cutest couple and do a lot in bed...Chris will end up leaving Layla (Spelled any way, all Layla's are bitches) for Alexis. He'll think about not being faithful but remember that Alexis is the baddest bitch he's ever had. Alexis will never think about not being faithful and she'll always have Chris's back. Alexis and Chris will have had a crush on each other for months before they get together but once they do they'll be inseparable. They'll take lots of pictures and hang out all the time. (And that dumb bitch Layla will be upset, but that sucks for her) The only reason Alexis and Chris with separate is if they're forced to by family.

Alexis+Chris are so cute!

by Anonymousksksk:) November 13, 2019