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Chapstick

The god and center of the world, to members of the Church of the Living Chapstick (.com).
Person A: That person uses chapstick so fucking much
Person B: Ya, they are a member of the church of the living chapstick.
Person A: WTF?
by Dylan keenen November 16, 2005
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chaps eye

the pee hole of your manhood
look how far the cum shoots from my chaps eye
by Chris K March 12, 2004
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batata chips

by uttam maharjan October 8, 2011
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Cheap as Chips

Australian slang for something being cheap or easy.
“This new car is cheap as chips mate”
it’s cheap as chips, I can do that for ya”

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by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018
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chips

slang for marijuana. used around mixed company.
Hey man, i got some chips; wanna come over?

i just bought some good chips.

this is the best bag of chips ive ever had.

these chips got me high as fuck.
by snipermiester July 27, 2013
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Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on
He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.
by JayX30 February 28, 2010
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chopsticks taste like cardboard

the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.
what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know
by crumbledown October 28, 2019
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