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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change
by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025
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loose change

derogatory nickname for women who are in relationships but throw themselves around every guy every time they go out, similarly to how loose change is tossed around.
Bo: Yo did you see how she was acting at railyard last night?
Jinkle: Yup typical loose change
by bojinkle February 18, 2025
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School change room

Now, if u don't know...
I am in 10th grade and attending gym class. Gym is okay, but the change rooms are most likely not.
Let me explain.

For one, the Whole change room smells like total ass with a sweage smell.

Two, there's always clothes just sitting around forgotton about.

Three, ofc the grafitti on the toilet stalls.

Four, rotting food in ppls lockers just left there to ROT and to be forgotton about.

Five, ppl would always spray this fucking axe deodourant all across the room just making it hard for you to breathe, and yes it smells like fucking shit.
Me: hey, is there gym rn?

Classmate: yeah why?

Me: cuz I don't wanna deal with the school change room today, it smells like shit and etc.

Classmate: fr bro.
by The Gen Z Dictionary March 17, 2025
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school change room

This takes place in 10th grade (present)

I attend gym class for my high school credits, which seems okay, until I tell you about my gym change room at school.

Let me explain...

For one, the change room smells like total ass.
Two, ppl would always leave clothes all over the floor just becoming forgotton about.
Three, ppl will always leave food in their gym lockers, just for them to rot away into thin air.
Four, the usual toilet stall grafitti.
And last but not least, the AXE body spray, I swaer ppl would always spray it across the room and would be impossible to breathe in, and yes, That shit reeks af.

Anyways that's my gym change room expereince at school.
Me: hey dude, gym today?
Freind: Yeah...
Me: why upset bro?
Freind: I don't wanna deal with the change room again, that shit reeks in there...
Me: fr bro, the school change room is total chaos in there...
by The Gen Z Dictionary March 18, 2025
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Oil Change

When two gay guys are having sex in doggy style, and the guy receiving cums before the guy doing the thrusting cums inside the first guys ass.
"I heard Ethan and Aaron did an oil change this weekend."
"Neither of them have a car though... oh wait."
by AGuyWhoHatesAaron April 11, 2025
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Climate Change

Its too hot, must be due to climate change
Its too cold, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I woke up in a bad mood, must be due to climate change
by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025
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