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Canada's History

Placeing ice on one's testicles and pouring maple syrup on the penis, while perfroming falacio.
My balls were so numb because of that Canada's History I got last night. My pubic hair is still sticky.
by Venbert Colsteph February 5, 2010
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canada's history

a sexual act involving taking a trophy and putting it in a woman's vagina, dripping maple syrup all over her, half drowning her in it, and then making her wear moose antlers
last night i gave a girl a canada's history
by hachihachi February 7, 2010
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Canada's History

a sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
me and my girlfriend did Canada's History last night and now she won't talk to me.
by rufus Schmidt February 4, 2010
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Marijuana Party of Canada

Political party made of potheads, mainly used to legalize Cannabis. It's notable that it's probably the most undervoted party in Canada, just under the Communist Party.
I'm a proud voter of the Marijuana Party of Canada.
by DynamicMOO July 8, 2010
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Canada's History

When a lover takes moose antlers to sexually pleasure their partner. Once an orgasm is reached the one using the antlers says "And that's how Canada got it's name!"
Dude I totally gave my girlfriend a bit of Canada's History last night!
by RP85 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The most depreaved sex act ever, it involves Colin Mochrie, Avril Lavigne a hockey stick and maple syrup.
Dude I totattly just gave that chick Canada's history last night.
by someone666666 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

As defined by The Colbert Report - A rough sex act involving the spreading of a woman's vagina with Moose antlers while pouring a giant gallon jug of syrup over the Stanley Cup, then proceeding to bend the cup at a 90* angle. After proper lube has been accomplished, the purveyor of Canada's History proceeds to reverse fist the Stanley Cup into the womans well lubed anus and vagina. Completing the act with the drinking of a crappy beer and combing of your own manly facial hair.
You seen LeRoy today eh? Last night he showed Martha Canada's History. Poor woman.
by DannyB99 February 4, 2010
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